things ugandan should give up

· English – Oluzungu only if you good at grammar.
· Elections only if they are free and fair with no violence, tear gas and bullets.
· Politicians only if you can tell when they are lying.
· Peacekeeping missions only if they have the funds and resources to finish the mission.
· Road construction only if they are no kickbacks.
· Foreign soaps on TV we don’t relate to ‘‘the promise’’ more local programming please.
· Shilling only when it’s strong against the dollar.
· Music only if it is not of reggeaton, kwaito samples.
· Dinner, Drinking Dates only if the bill is shared equally.
· Fashion only if it suits the body and the weather.
· Driving only if you know your MSM ‘mirrors, signal maneuver’’
· Long lunches only if a colleague is covering your desk
· One mobile phone you don’t need two phones to make, receive a call.
· Two or more women, lovers, only if you can satisfy their needs.
· Two or more kids, only if you can feed, dress, educate them.
· Women depending on men, only if you are from a rich family.
· Traditional doctors’’ witch doctors’’, only if he is a herbalist.
· Big cars ‘4wds’ only if roads are wide and big parking space available.

Wednesday, July 27, 2011